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Posted By: Magus Mar 02, 2005 - 06:07 pm

Recently I've come across several hillarious fantasy stories online, mostly along the lines of D&D campaignes and such. And I was wondering, what are some of the funniest, most hillarious fantasy stories or ideas... or whatever, for that matter, that you've come across?

Posted By: Magus Mar 02, 2005 - 06:14 pm

For example here's an unfortunate gaming experience I found that plagued some poor stupid man:

DM: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.

Dudlee Duerite: A gazebo? What color is it?

DM: (Pause). It's white Eric.

Dudlee Duerite: How far away is it?

DM: About 50 yards

Dudlee Duerite: How big is it?

DM: (Pause). It's about 30ft across, 15ft high, with a pointed top Dudlee Deurite: I use my sword to detect good on it.

DM: It's not good Eric, it's a gazebo
Dudlee Duerite: I call out to it.

DM: It won't answer. It's a "gazebo"
Dudlee Duerite: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?

DM: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.

Dudlee Duerite: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?

DM: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!

Dudlee Duerite: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!

DM: I suppose you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try, it's a gazebo!

Dudlee Duerite: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells). I run away

DM: (Thoroughly Frustrated). It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.

Dudlee Duerite: (Reaching for dice). Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin!

Posted By: BenJaru Mar 03, 2005 - 05:13 am

ACK!!!

That is sad....



I have nothing that would come even close Magus...

Posted By: aldan Mar 03, 2005 - 09:20 pm

That ranks right up there with The Dew and Cheesy Puffs...